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Echo
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:03 am    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote

That happened
Saw it on Ripley's Believe it or Not
Dude got his middle finger put where his dick was

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:08 am    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote

^^^^^^^^
True story.

Then there was this girl who caught her husband cheating so while he was asleep she cut his dick off put it in a shoe box and threw it out of the car while she was driving. He had ppl spend all morning looking for it. LOL Also true story.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:48 pm    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote

That girl sounds like a badass.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:26 pm    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote

lolbobbett

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:52 am    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote

Lorena motherfucking Bobbett

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shit's fucked up though

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:11 pm    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote

I knew Lorena Bobbitt and John Wayne Bobbitt. I use to bar tend at the bar they frequented. And she used to cut my hair.


Yes, I had hair...
True story.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:15 pm    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote

tymeless wrote:

Yes, I had hair...
True story.

that got a laugh out of me.
thanks tim.lol


and the car.
your going to fix it and use it.

i'm still interested.
just no way to really talk to you;

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:20 pm    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote

i've seen pics of tim with hair. they're pretty lol-worthy.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:26 pm    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote

Bean wrote:
i've seen pics of tim with hair. they're pretty lol-worthy.

i guess it's just the idea of tim with a full head of hair.
almost as funny as bean wht that hat on with some hairs peeping out.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:30 pm    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:31 pm    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote

holy shit. that is tim.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:32 pm    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote

fucking sexy. i don't know which face hairs i like more. your avatar or that picture

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:05 pm    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote

tymeless wrote:

O_o dude.....

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dear mr vaughn

i am not some noob. i've been in the club scene a decade and going to afterlife since day 2, so dont come at me the same way you come at some noob.

i'm only typing this to inform you that i, as one who is rather educated and wellversed in most forms of EDM, find you to be one of the worst DJs i have ever seen grace afterlife's decks with their presence. your track selection is terrible, your inability to hold a mix or beatmatch in general is atrocious, your sets have an obvious lack of any sense of phrasing or programing of any kind, you're just really bad dude. and i can assure you that many many people, noobs, old schoolers, and anything in between, most assuredly think the same way. some people would look at something like this as an opportunity to grow as an artist, well let me tell ya, you've got a lot of growing to do.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:05 am    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote

~trips over feet with astonishment

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:59 am    Post subject: Re: oops? Reply with quote

I'M SO JEALOUS I WANNA SEE THE PICTURE BUT I'M AT SCHOOL /sadface.jpeg

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